Who would know more about the Mystic Guardian, than a Mystic Guardian?  This is my interview with Guardian Mortals, Lebauer Suruchi!  I asked her a bunch of random questions, and these are the answers I got.  I'm not responsible for anything that's been said, so it's not my fault if it doesn't make sense!  It's actually sorta crazy.  Oh yeah, and I play me, Janus E. Zeal.
 

JanusEZeal: So do you like being a Mystic Guardian?

Lebauer:  It's okay

JanusEZeal:  What would you wanna change?

Lebauer::  Get rid of Janus.  Heh, just kidding

JanusEZeal:  (-_-;;;)  You think you should be leader or something?

Lebauer:  ...Probably the training, I'm not exactly an amataur you know.  I'm not big on the leader thing, too much responsiblity.  Besides, I got other things I have to do too.

JanusEZeal:  Oh okay... I don't want to be leader either.

Lebauer:  Wait a sec, who is leader?

JanusEZeal:  Me!!

Lebauer:  That's what I thought.  No wonder you asked me about that.

JanusEZeal:  ^_^

Lebauer:  Afraid I'm gonna kick you out?

JanusEZeal:  You wouldn't....  well just checking..

Lebauer:  I wouldn't?  Heh, just kidding

JanusEZeal:  Yeah.. that's good..  I don't feel like getting my butt kicked now.

Lebauer:  Can we move on to some more interesting questions?

JanusEZeal:  Okay..  So what do you do when you're not fighting?

Lebauer:  Stuff...  I run a shop in Alentuca, actually my mother runs it.

JanusEZeal:  Weapons, right?

Lebauer:  Yes.

JanusEZeal:  Do immorals like to fight more than anything?

Lebauer:  Most immortals don't like to fight.  They'd rather keep to themselves.

JanusEZeal:  Is that why they all stay in Alentuca?

Lebauer:  Yeah.

JanusEZeal:  Do they not like mortals, cuz we die?

Lebauer:  Well... sorta, some do.

JanusEZeal:  Okay

Lebauer:  Some people won't let their sons or daughters mix with the mortals. Not all are like that, some immortals blame mortals for the evils in the world, like war.

JanusEZeal:  They do?

Lebauer:  Yes

JanusEZeal:  We're not that bad....

Lebauer:  I've been fighting for 900 years and never once did I ever draw my sword in the city of  Alentuca.

JanusEZeal:  Really?  So immortals never go around trying to hurt other immortals?

Lebauer:  No.

JanusEZeal:  Never?  ((Now I really do feel evil -_-;;;))

Lebauer:  No, for one it's pointless, two it's unheard of.

JanusEZeal:  Aw...

Lebauer:  I fight for my own protection and proection of others, but I've never started a war.

JanusEZeal:  That's good.  I don't start wars either.. they just follow me!

Lebauer:  That's good to know... (-_-;;)

JanusEZeal:  But I don't start them! ^_-

Lebauer:  Can we move on to a different question?

JanusEZeal:  Okay!  What's your favorite thing to shift into?

Lebauer:  Umm.... I guess it's a dragon, crystal dragon.  Next is Phoenix.

JanusEZeal:  Cool.. do you breathe fire or crystal?

Lebauer:  Fire... duh, haven't you already seen the effects of that?

JanusEZeal: Yeah... but there are other people who don't get to see me run away from a crystal dragon!

Lebauer:  Oh.... okay.

JanusEZeal:  Heh!  But I'm not dead!

Lebauer:  Yeah, cause I resurrect you.  Let's just put it this way... you were dead.

JanusEZeal:  Yeah....

Lebauer:  Next question!

JanusEZeal:  I die a lot... Heaven's got a revolving door cuz of me.  What would you do to someone who called you a guy?

Lebauer:  Chop thier head off and shove it up their [sic].

JanusEZeal:  Yeah.. they'd never say that to you again...

Lebauer:  Actually, I'd just clarify that I'm a girl by screaming it right in their face.

JanusEZeal:  Heh

Lebauer:  Next question.

JanusEZeal:  Who gets you angriest of all people?

Lebauer:  What's that scum's name?  Quinto or something like that?

JanusEZeal:  Yeah... He's the pervert, and a womanizer.

Lebauer:  Him... then Janus.  Just kidding! ^_^

JanusEZeal:  Yeah... you hate me... that's why you date me..

Lebauer:  Hey that rhymes!

JanusEZeal:  It does!  So who do you like more for a friend, Kefira, or Lukka?

Lebauer:  What!?  I plead the 5th.

JanusEZeal:  Okay.

Lebauer:  You're not gonna make me sit here and decide who's in the first place ranking.

JanusEZeal:  Okay...  So I guess that means any other first places is a bad things too.

Lebauer:  No, just in friends and family.

JanusEZeal:  Is it weird having your future kids come and be Guardians with you?

Lebauer:  No, I think it's rather cool.

JanusEZeal:  Little Seluna or Older Seluna?  Which is better?  She switches off alot.

Lebauer:  ::ahem:: Family.  No picking and choosing who's better over who.  Which was better, my first marrige or second?

JanusEZeal:  But it's the same person!

Lebauer:  But still...

JanusEZeal:  Second marriage!

Lebauer:  First!

JanusEZeal:  Hmph.. stupid Shila...all her fault... bad girl...

Lebauer:  Heh!  I hope she doesn't read this.

JanusEZeal:  She can for all I care!!

Lebauer:  Janus!

JanusEZeal:  What?

Lebauer:  That's so mean!

JanusEZeal:  She's in charge of ruining my life!  She told me!

Lebauer:  Why, cause she won't let you marry me?  Can we move on with the interveiw?  I don't want to rouse up a family feud

JanusEZeal:  Okay... You got a lot of pets right?

Lebauer:  Sorta...

JanusEZeal:  Like a raptor!

Lebauer:  Am I being accused of something?

JanusEZeal:  Yeah!  You're accused of having a pet raptor named Oni!

Lebauer:  Hey! I like Oni!  I'm gonna tell her to eat you!!

JanusEZeal:  Guess that answers the next question...

Lebauer:  What was the next question?

JanusEZeal:  What do you feed Oni.

Lebauer:  Heh, i feed her meat, meat from my magic.  There's no cows killed in the process.

JanusEZeal:  PeTA would be proud.

Lebauer:  Who's that?

JanusEZeal:  People for the Ethiecal Treatment of Animals.

Lebauer:  Oh, next question.

JanusEZeal:  What do you want the people who go to the NOMGP to know about you?  Anything you just wanna say?

Lebauer:  Umm... hi.

JanusEZeal:  If you were about to be executed, what would you say for your final words?

Lebauer:  I love Maskil!

JanusEZeal:  Grr...

Lebauer:  Then I'd reform my head and say I really do!

JanusEZeal:  Why?  What's he got I don't?

Lebauer:  Charisma... character.

JanusEZeal::  I got Charisma!  I got character!  I got it all!

Lebauer:  He's nice, loveable, cute, trustworthy.

JanusEZeal:  I'm cute!  I'm lovable and trustworthy!  I'm the leader of the Mystic Guardians!

Lebauer:  So?  He's more mature.

JanusEZeal: So I'm special and wonderful!

Lebauer:  Heh, according to you....

JanusEZeal:  Well I guess that's it.  If I think of anything else to ask I'll add more to this!  Until later!  See ya!