| M A S T A T O W N : OTHER : Fun Stuff |
| Java Blackjack: |
| You only have 500 chips to start off |
| To start a new game press refresh |
| Click here to start playing! A new window will open. |
| Java Invaders: | |
| Left Arrow - Move left | Right Arrow - Move right |
| Up Arrow or Space - Fire | Down Arrow or M - Missle |
| Escape - End game | P - Pause on/off |
| Get a bonus life after every 10,000 points you get | |
| You get 500 points after each level you complete | |
| If enemy ships come all the way down, you lose two lives | |
| You can only have 6 bullets and 1 missle on the screen | |
| Enemy ships get 1 more bullet on the screen after each level | |
| Hit the red UFO which will earn you 1,000 points and a missle | |
| Click here to start playing! A new window will open. | |
| Jack Theory | |
| Composed by Mr. Arsenault during 1998-1999. | |
|
01) charging
02) rubbing 03) stroking 04) magnet in copper demo 05) test tubes 06) diagrams 07) breaking a paper clip 08) ball in hole demo 09) cocking windows 10) rubbing lard on pole (story) 11) blow through straw 12) come from... 13) stirring 14) aciDIC 15) particles like to bang 16) particles vibrate, rotate and move faster 17) friction (penetrating) 18) hard and soft water 19) silicone 20) very fine soil 21) cockroach 22) jack pine (tree) 23) senses 24) pleasure 25) stimulation 26) sensory organs 27) suck-session 28) the brain signals how to blow 29) canal 30) "you gotta plug it" 31) eat it! mmm... 32) "did i push it hard enough?" 33) "you gotta spread it around" 34) finger --> fingering 35) balls of tissue |
36) cochlea
37) rods (well-developed rods) 38) reflex arc 39) excited 40) fluids 41) physical 42) muscular movement 43) pumping iron (pumps) 44) expands 45) "we're gonna do a grasshopper" 46) air sac 47) rectum 48) anus 49) vagina 50) genital aperture 51) bonking 52) active transport 53) have sex with themselves 54) phagocytosis 55) oral groove 56) anal pore 57) special hole 58) tenticles 59) opening 60) one long tube 61) squeezing 62) blowing carbon dioxide 63) caecum 64) smooth muscle 65) slits 66) moist 67) hard tube 68) pumping action 69) lubricant 70) pump harder |
| © 1999 MASTA TOWN Ltd. All Rights Reserved. this site is created by mastatown@hotmail.com |