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Joke 101 
Tandoori ChickenSanta Singh lived in England and was very popular with the people in his neighborhood. He was a regular at he local pub, and met up with the locals there and they all had a great time together. But his English friends were a bit disappointed that the Santa Singh didn't make any effort to learn English and communicated in sign language or broken English with them.
One day he announced to them that he was going on vacation to India and would be back in 3 months. His beer drinking buddies decided to offer him an English speaking parrot to take to India with him. They figured that by speaking English with the parrot their friend would end up speaking English.
When Santa Singh came back from vacation and joined his buddies in the bar, they asked him whether the parrot had helped him in any way...
Santa Singh mustered up all the English at his command and said "Velly good! Taste better than tandoori chicken!".
Joke 102
Trainee SardarA sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,"Abey saale! Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
The sardarji shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No.", replied the Managing Director.
"Good!", replied the sardarji and put down the phone!
Joke 103
IIT StudentsTwo sardarjis, students of IIT were talking about the feats of American astronauts. "If the Americans can go to the moon, we can do better... someday we will go to the sun!", said one of them.
"But we'll melt even if we come close to several million miles from the sun!", the other said in a concerned voice.
The first student replied,"Yeah, but we'll go in the night!"
Joke 104
Can I?Two Sardarjis were looking lost on a railway platform at Delhi. One of them stopped the ticket-checker passing by and asked,"Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
The TT replied," No."
The other Sardarji,"Can I?"
Joke 105
Sardar A Lion??Once a sardaji and his sardar friends went to London looking for decent jobs. Since he couldn't get one anywhere, he finally tried the zoo. When he asked for a job, the zookeeeper had only one for him. He said since the lion had been sick for a while, and the kids were missing him, he has to wear the lion's disguise and keep the children amused.
So, one day when his parents co-incidentally happened to be visiting the zoo, sardarji forgot he was a lion in disguise and shouted"satsriyakal". In return came various replies from all other cages "jo bole so nihal!!"
Joke 106
Tragedy in PunjabDid you hear the news about the 747 that crashed in a cemetery in Punjab recently?
The Surd officials have so far retrieved 4000 bodies.
Did you hear about the latest tragedy in Punjab?
There was a terrible power failure in a large shopping mall, people were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours!
Joke 107
Latest Invention!Did you hear about the latest Surd invention? It's a solar-powered flashlight.
Joke 108
But wait theres More!A Surd was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.
His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets. "You mean you fought like that for 57 paise?" asked one of the muggers increduously. "Is that all you wanted?" moaned the Surd.
"I thought you were after the 400 Rupees in my shoe!"
Joke 109
Why All these Sardar Jokes?The chief of all Sardars in the world, Banta Singh was addressing all sardars when everyone demanded that he go and find who was responsible for all the sardarji jokes and put an end to all this. Banta Singh agreed and said it was about time someone did something about it. After several months of research Banta Singh discovered that the person who was writing all the surd jokes was a sardarji called Ghanta Singh. Banta Singh went to Ghanta's house and asked him why he wrote all those jokes about sardars showing them as dumb and that he should stop immediately.
Ghanta said, "Yes, I enjoy writing them and people like hearing them. And I will only stop if you can prove that we sardars are intelligent. Since you are the chief of sardars I will ask you a question. If you answer correctly I will stop writing jokes about sardars. Otherwise you would have proved we sardars deserve it."
Banta Singh agreed. Ghanta asked him, "The question goes like this... I live in my house with two other persons. One is my child who sleeps in one bedroom. In the other bedroom my wife sleeps with the third person. Tell me who is the third person?" Banta Singh thought for ten minutes and then gave up, "I dont know this was tough!"
Ghanta Singh said, "Stupid! I said I live in my house with two other persons... so the answer is THE THIRD PERSON IS GHANTA SINGH!"
Banta Singh agreed and returned disappointed to his followers. They asked him what had happened. He said, "Friends, I think we deserve these jokes, Ghanta Singh asked me a question and I couldnt answer." All others asked him what the question was and that they would surely be able to answer it. So Banta Singh asked them, "I live in my house with two other persons. One is my child who sleeps in one bedroom. In the other bedroom my wife sleeps with the third person. Tell me who is the third person?"
All the sardars thought for several minutes then gave up. Banta Singh said, "You see... you're all stupid. I'll give you the answer... THE THIRD PERSON IS GHANTA SINGH!"
Joke 110
New in TownOnce a sardarji went to the city of Mumbai for the first time to meet his father. His father had asked him to keep walking in the direction of the sunrise until he eventually reached his house.
Since, the sardarji was new to the city he decided to ask a passerby the direction in which the sun rose in, east, west, north or south?
The passerby also a Sardarji thought for some time and then said, "Main bhi is sheher mein naya aaya hoon!"
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