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Joke 1 
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Joke 2
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
Joke 3
Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands.The first says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren't mine!"
The second says, "My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of holes with my sewing needle!"
The third woman fainted.
Joke 4
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" :* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
*The Suffe-Ring
*The Endu-Ring
Joke 5
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
Joke 6
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
Joke 7
Smart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Joke 8
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Joke 9
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Joke 10
There is 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman -before marriage and after marriage.
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