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Joke 1 
A blonde called to make airline reservations from texas to arizona which has a two hour time difference and was told she'd be leaving tx. at 9:45 and arriving in az. at 10:45. on her return trip she would be leaving az. at 8:00 and arriving back in tx. at 11.00. the blonde replied why is it taking 2 hours longer to get back.Joke 2
Knock, KnockWho's there?
cow go
cow go who?
No it's cow go moo.
I always knew you were a dumb blonde.
Joke 3
What to you call a blondie walking down the street?A heartattack waiting to happen
Joke 4
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are stuck on an island that is 20 miles from the mainland. The redhead decides she is going to swim to the mainland. She swims 5 miles, gets tired and drowns. The brunette decides to do the same, she makes it 15 miles, then gets tired and drowns. The blonde thought that she would try, she swam 19 miles and then got tired and decided to swim back.Joke 5
A Young Blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair
of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices."I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free." She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in. She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up. "Oh, no!"the blonde shouted in dismay.
"This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
Joke 6
A blonde a brunette and a red head rob a bank the cop start chaseing them so they run into a
alley so the red head jump into a trash can as does the brunette the blond looks around
and jumps in a potato sack the the police come down the alley with search dogs and they go up to the
first can and start barking so the red head goes meeow meeow so the cops leave thinking its a cat
then they go up to the second can and the brunette goes woof woof so the cops leave thinking its
a dog then they go up to the potato sack and the dogs start biting it and the blond goes ow oww ouch
i mean um... potatoJoke 7
A blond finds a fire in her house,runs next door to call the fire department.She says help help!! my house is on fire,the fireman ask how do we get there?The blond replies,The little red truck Da !!!Joke 8
Q)Why did the blonde wear condoms over her ears?A)So she wouldn't get hearing AIDS!!
Joke 9
How do you know if a blonde has been using your hairbrush?There will be yellow hair in it.
Joke 10
Q Why did 18 Blondes go to watch the Movie ?A The Movie says, under 18 not allowed !!!
Joke 11
she was soooo blonde she put a stamp on a fax!she was soooo blonde she tried to drown fish!
she was soooo blonde she got stabbed in a shoot-out
she was soooo blonde she asked for a price check in a Dollar Store
she was soooo blonde she thought she could get a token for Soul Train
she was soooo blonde she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved the next day
she was soooo blonde she missed bus 44, so she took bus 22, twice
Joke 12
A blonde and a brunette were at home when the 6 o'clock news came on and an item appeared with a man standing on the ledge of a 17 storey building.
The brunette said to the blonde, "I'll bet you $50 that he jumps". The blonde said "Okay, you're on". Just then the man jumped. The blonde said, "Here's your $50".
The brunette said, "I can't take your money, I cheated. I saw the 5 o'clock news and I saw him jump". The blonde said, "So did I but I didn't think he'd do it twice".Joke 13
A blond went to up to a Coke machine and put in $.50 and pushed the butten and a Coke came out. She was so amazed that she did it again and again and again after an hour a man stud in line for a wile and then asked if she was done yet.
She said "not now I'm wining!!"Joke 14
Three women were in a court. One was a brunnette, one was a red-head, and the last woman was a blonde. They were standing in front of the judge. All three women were being acused of a crime. A man came up to the brunnette and pointed his gun at her. He said, " Do you have any last requests?" The brunnette said, "Yes I do....TORNADO!" Then, everyone ducked and she ran out. After that, the man pointed his gun at the red-head. He asked her, " Do you have any last requests?" And the red-head said, "Yes I do....TWISTER!" Then, everyone ducked and the red-head ran out. Finally, the man pointed the gun at the blonde. She thought to herself, "Hey- I can do this!" The man asked her, "Do you have any last requests?" The blonde replied, "Yes I do....FIRE!"Joke 15
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday and decided to go ice fishing. So early the next morning she got all her gear and headed out. When she reached her destination she cut a hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said:"there's no fish in there". So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish there. So she moves again and the voice tells her there are no fish there. So she looks up and see's a man looking down at her. "How do you know there are no fish there?" So the man cooly says "Well first of all this is a hockey rink and you're going to have to pay for those holes.Joke 16
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in the desertand their car breaks down. They decide to each take something useful and meet at the cactus. The brunette take an electric fan, so as to keep her cool. The redhead takes some water, so as to not get dehydrated. Then the two see the blonde walk over with the car door. They then ask, "What the hell are you doing?" So the blonde replies, "Well if it gets hot, I can roll down the window."Joke 17
This blonde is leaving work, when she gets to her car, it has little dents all over it since it hailed while she was working. She takes it to the body shop. The man gives her a price, but she says it is too much. He says "Well, your cheapest option is to blow on the tailpipe and pop all the dents out." So, the blonde goes home and is in the driveway, blowing on her car's tailpipe when her roommate gets home. Her roommate, who is also blonde, watches her for a minute, then says "That'll never work if you don't roll up the windows".Joke 18
There was a blonde who was sick and tired of being made fun of, so she dyed her hair brown.
Then, one day she was driving down a road when she saw a shepard and his sheep. She thought the sheep were SO cute, so she got out of her car and asked if she could have one.
The shepard said "sure, if you can guess how many sheep i have, you can have one." so the girl answered, "552."
The shepard was so surprised, because she was exactly right.
She picked the one that she thought was the cutest.
Then the shepard said, "if i can guess your true hair color, can i have my dog back?" Joke 19
This blonde walks into the barber shop with her headphones on and the barber says:"You have to take off your headpones" but the blonde goes " No no I can't" so will she does not notice the barber took off the headphones and she dies so the barber picks up the headphones and listens to them and they say "BREATH IN BREATH OUT,BREATH IN BREATH OUT" Joke 20
Two blondes were walking in the forest and follwing some tracks.1 blonde said"No these are deer tracks" the other 1 said "No these are moose tracks" meanwhile the train hit them.Joke 21
One day a blond was driving down the highway and looked
over and saw another blond sitting in a boat, trying to
paddle in a wheat field. The blond gets out of the car and
screams to the other blond "Your the kind of blond that
gives blonds like me a bad name. If i had a boat,
i would paddle out there and slap you !"Joke 22
Three girls are walking down the beach there is a blonde a redhead and a brunette.Suddenly the redhead and the brunette stop to look at something on the ground, the blond dosn't notice and walks on. The redhead and the Brunette catch up with her and say, " Did you see the dead seagull and the blond looks up in the sky and says "where?Where?"Joke 23
A blonde was getting short on cash and it was time to pay the bills. So she went to a rich neigborhood and asked a guy if he had any odd jobs she could do. He said she could paint the porch. She aggreed and he said how much do you want? she said $50.The guy said that was great and the paint was in the driveway. The guy went into his house and told his wife that she did it for 50. dollars. The wife said honey are you sure she knew the porch went around the house? He said i guess so. About 45 minutes later the blonde came in and said she was finished. the guy was amazed at her speed and he started to dig through his wallet when she said i even had enough for 2 coats. the guy was dumbfounded and as he was about to hand her the money she said "oh yea its not a PORCH its a Porsha!"Joke 24 
A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.
Blonde: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."
Store Clerk: "Sorry about, that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
Blonde: "It's called 'Head Cleaner'."
Joke 25
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her
friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state
capitals or something?" The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for
two weeks studying.The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!"
The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?"
The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"
Joke 26
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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